More tranny stories later!
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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