Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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