Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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