If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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