I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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