Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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