summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
He has the fingertips of a God
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