I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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