I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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