You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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