benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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