I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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