i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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