Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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