No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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