EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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