well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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