I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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