Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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