Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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