Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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