yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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