Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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