I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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