i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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