she was so not down for the gang bang
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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