kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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