My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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