Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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