i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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