Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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