I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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