so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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