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(312): View more from Illinois

I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?

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(630): View more from Illinois

we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple

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(732): View more from New Jersey

There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...

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(312): View more from Illinois

I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.

(312): View more from Illinois

It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!

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(702): View more from Nevada

he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂

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