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(703): View more from Virginia

help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now

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(207): View more from Maine

Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy

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(765): View more from Indiana

Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Can we agree to not tell mom about this?

(303): View more from Colorado

This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.

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(310): View more from California

Is cereal technically a soup?

(310): View more from California

Fuck, I'm high.

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(707): View more from California

Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.

(740): View more from Ohio

Pics or it didn't happen.

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