We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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