so explain again why im purple
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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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