im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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