ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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