am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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