VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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