Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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