Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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