I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
