these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You pole danced in your parka.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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