is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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