just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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