when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
she looked like the before picture.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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