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exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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