You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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