Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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