I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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