Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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