found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't deserve a penis
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
we're so committed to being not committed
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