yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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