No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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