Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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