Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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