you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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