Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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