Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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