Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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