Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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